he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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