If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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