im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
