haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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