did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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