To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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