The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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