when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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