Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
handjob tips. give me some.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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