On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i think my mom watched the whole time
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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