oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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