member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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