I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You made out with two different species that night
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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