I think my vagina is haunted
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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