you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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