areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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