Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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