mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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