Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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