pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
you are never too drunk for berry picking
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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