Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Dicks are not precious.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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