im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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