I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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