what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
