i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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