I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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