i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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