I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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