Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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