Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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