your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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