I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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