ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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