I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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