that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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