I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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