this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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