question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Randomize
