Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Randomize