i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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