i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize