Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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