There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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