My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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