This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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