That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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