honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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