I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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