Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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