who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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