if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
porn star boner night. come get it.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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