Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
