How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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